You are funny. I love it.

Sure, men can pee standing up but we live longer and get to grow beautiful babies in our bellies. We also get to go first with the children on lifeboats while the men are stuck going down with the ship. Another fun benefit of being a woman is getting to cry our way out of a speeding ticket. And I can’…
I Wish I Had A Penis This Time Of Year
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You are funny. I love it.
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