You are too funny.

I’m not one as compared to my mom. She’s a certifiable floozy. When she was young, and horny for guy, she’d give him a “G-string howdy-do.” That means she’d walk up to him, hand him her thong, and say he could give it back to her in the morning. She still does that. Only now, she hands her granny panties to geezers. Sadly, they usually hand ’em back, then go on eating their stewed prunes and watching The View.
“Shut Up And Lick Me!”
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Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster
Annelise Lords
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Feb 2, 2023
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You are too funny.
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Written by Annelise Lords
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Helping you is Healing me! Let’s heal each other. thisisanneliselords@mediumauthor.com https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1664635
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