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Pro Tips: It’s strongly advised that you approach the cow-in-estrous slowly, so that you don’t get your kneecaps kicked in half. Don’t let Bessie kick over your little cup of bull semen or you’ll be sorrier than Mrs. O’Leary! That sh*t isn’t cheap. It’s also a good idea to turn your head to the side when hitting the cow’s huge twat from behind. A…

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Annelise Lords
Annelise Lords

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Helping you is Healing me! Let’s heal each other. thisisanneliselords@mediumauthor.com https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1664635

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